Moxxie's Bad Trip (Episode Version)

Lyrics

[MOXXIE, spoken] Blitzo? Blitz? I— (coughing) I can't see you! God, this smells awful What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan— [BLITZO, spoken] It is no prank, Moxxiferus [MOXXIE, spoken] Not even almost my name Why do you sound like that? [BLITZO, spoken] Because you, Moxxiferus Rex the Third Esquire [MOXXIE, spoken] E— You know that's wrong! [BLITZO, spoken] Are tripping balls! [MOXXIE] No, what? How could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT It's a bad trip, oy gevalt! Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault! My lungs are full of honesty Would you promise me That you won't judge? [BLITZO] I won't [MOXXIE] Not trying to divulge too much But I'm in too deep So first of all Fuck you [BLITZO] What? [MOXXIE] This is just typical Well, two can play at this game of dismay 'Cuz if you're here causing frustration I'm torturing you in your hallucination! [Instrumental] [MOXXIE] Why do you hurt me so? [BLITZO] I know [MOXXIE] Why must you push your friends away? [BLITZO] I push my friends away [MOXXIE] Why does it seem like a recurring thing That you alienatе with your toxic routine? [BLITZO] I don't know, eventually еveryone goes! [MOXXIE] 'Cuz you're thoughtless and cruel, and you'll end up alone! [Instrumental] [BLITZO] Why, Moxxie, why Have you held your true feelings inside? [MOXXIE] I am scared of rejection [BLITZO] Why, Moxxie, why Do you have Millie put it in your butt? [MOXXIE] It gives me an erectio— Hey! [BLITZO] No need to hide We accept your true feelings, so promise me [MOXXIE] That I can do [MOXXIE & BLITZO] To be true [BLITZO] The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty I've been a jackass, it's true [MOXXIE] You've been a jackass, it's true [BLITZO] But soon as we're back as ourselves [MOXXIE & BLITZO] I will be a better imp Than I was before [MOXXIE] Be better at speaking my mind, and [MOXXIE & BLITZO] Together we can begin to become Kind